the-real-numbers:

sorry I made a boomer meme. at least it’s relatable

elodieunderglass:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

my toxic xennial trait is that i believe something should either be software (in which case after i download it i shouldn’t need to be connected to use it) or a web page (which shouldn’t require me to download anything to use it, however badly, in a browser). fuck your mandatory single function constant connection apps

You’re so right. Say more

humandisastersquad:

kleefkruid:

My dad was dealing with some mixed feelings so I told him “In therapy when something is too complicated to do a simple ‘pro and contra list’ we sometimes do an excercise where you imagine all these mixed feelings around a table in some kind of conference, letting each tell their bit and you leading the debate.”

and my dad didn’t really respond and just stared ahead so I kept preparing lunch. Until a few minutes later when he suddenly piped up: “I am having a bad time at the conference”

txttletale:

there should be an episode of taskmaster whrre they get put in gory and torturous saw traps but crucially the tone is exactly the same

neil-gaiman:

neil-gaiman:

If it doesn’t make any sense it might have been written by ai. Beyond that, if shows get written by scabs you aren’t going to be watching them now - that will be further down the line. And I’m sure you’ll know.

And to clarify, if a big studio is shooting a show right now, they will be using WGA written scripts that were finished, approved and signed off on before May 31st,

spaghetti-trek:

the-starshit-enterprise:

its great because it works both ways

sauntering-vaguely-downwards:

sauntering-vaguely-downwards:

I think as a site we have forgotten that a post ‘breaking containment ’ was supposed to be a fandom thing.

*sighs* the phrase broke containment

unlovedanimals:

misskirby:

i’ll say it til the cows come home but as undeniably strange as the star wars prequels are, george lucas’ direction with anakin was downright fucking inspired. people were waiting for whatever badass backstory lucas was sure to give them, awaiting a naturally intimidating actor with rogueish charm to be cast, waiting for this masterpiece of badass villainy or whatever, and george lucas is like no, no, i’ve got you. and then he finds the one man on the planet who looked babier than baby mark hamill and says, “his main personality trait will be being weird and awkward, secondary personality trait loving his wife, tertiary personality trait being incredibly good at murder, and all of these traits will do battle on the silver screen for three movies until they all win in possibly the worst way.” that fucking rules. george lucas could’ve done anything with darth vader and he willingly, enthusiastically chose mentally unstable college student who is somehow married but his only friend is his kind-of dad. that fucking rules, top down, that’s fucking exquisite. if you don’t think that premise is inherently entertaining you’ve got no taste

george lucas really said there’s no such thing as cool fascists there’s only scared, pathetic, angry little men and honestly that was INSPIRED.

internetwesley:

confetti-vampire:

tomfoolery at an all time high

we are so fucking back baby

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

one thing about me is i frickin love long ass youtube videos about the most random and niche topics imaginable. defunctland’s investigation into who created the disney channel theme song? oh i was seated. a two hour breakdown on the lore of the entire tekken video game franchise? sign me up. a vlog about a cross-country roadtrip dining at every single rainforest cafe in the united states? i’m there.

kira-serialfaggot:

fat-fuckin-rat:

LMFAO ZUCK WON BY FORFEIT!

Musk had to be saved by his fucking Mommy! Everyone should go on Twitter and tell musk he is a weak bitch for letting his mommy tell him what to do when he’s like 60.

snazzy-hats-and-adhd:

agentsofoakenshiield:

chaosthedemon:

unbotheredmuse:

So, how’s everybody’s executive function today?

czesca:

one thing about ME is that i WILL be LACKING IN SLEEP

macmanx:

ALT

footballintuxedos:

spaceagelovesong3:

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea